can we pretend the airplanes are shooting stars?

so wrong.. but lolol.. im in an innappropriate mood it seems

thedailywhat:

Late Links:

• PROTIP: If you’re going to masturbate to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue while shopping at Wal-Mart, at least have the common decency to do it in the stain remover aisle.

• Craigslist’s “adult services” section closed for good.

• Bikini Wednesday: Geri Halliwell and Heidi Montag.

• Cleavage Wednesday: Emmanuelle Chriqui, Mila Kunis, and Blake Lively.

• Pretty In Print: Malin Akerman in Details; Keri Russell in Esquire; Alison Brie in Men’s Health.

• Did Katy Perry slip a nip at the VMAs? Egotastic investigates.

• Coco Austin’s assets hit the runway.

• Get To Know A Hottie: Justene Jaro.

• International Beauty of the Day: Ophelie Winter.

• Single Serving Site of the Night: Fuck Yeah Granny Panties. (nsfw)

• Holy Taco: How To Celebrate Chlamydia Day.

• Late List: 8 Celebs Who Were Former Hooters Girls.

[flowchart: pleated-jeans.]

(Source: thedailywhat)